The cute expressions of a 2 year-old

Some of the cute things Seth says:

1. "Taint too, Momma". (Thank You, Momma.)

2. After naps, he comes down the stairs full of smiles and announces: "Seth's waking up!"

3. Mom or Dad says "Who's turn for prayers?". Seth says "Seth's turn...Jesus, Amen!"
(We have gotten a few longer prayers out of him, but not too many.)

4. "Baby a stinker bug?" "Seth a stinker bug?" "Mommy a stinker bug?" "Daddy a stinker bug?"

5. One day when measuring everything under the sun, he'd measure it, and say "Tunty-nine" or 29 for everything. Not sure where he got that number. Today he saw the temporary permit numbers on the back window of our car, and said "Tunty-nine!".

6. Mom says "Seth, go get your bottle." (Yeah, I know, we're horrible parents to let the kid still have a bottle.) Seth says "Mommy's turn get it."

7. Just a few minutes ago, he came up to me with his bottle in one hand and milk jug in the other, and said "Seth's bottle milk..me!...Micro-ave".

8. When he's trying to lick our faces (a fun game he created), and we're turning away, he'll say "Wait minute. Hold Still!".

9. "Too heaby", for anything he can't lift. The other day I put him down to walk after crossing a parking lot to the store front, and he kept saying "Too heaby" but I couldn't figure out what he was saying. I would offer my guesses, and he'd just yell "Too heaby" louder. Finally I guessed right, he said, "Seth too heaby?" "Yes, Seth's too heavy." (I've often told him he's too heavy for Mommy to carry, so if he wants carried, Daddy can do it.)

10. "New Batties, Fix it? Where scew-dwiber?". He has discovered that when an old toy doesn't make music/noise, that if I put new batteries in it, it works. So he'll help me find the screwdriver to fix it. This was cute until one day he wanted me to put batteries in a toy that didn't take batteries. I tried to explain it, but he saw screws on the bottom and wanted new batteries. I finally had to take the thing apart to show him there was no where to put batteries.

11. "Guk, Guk, Ding!" This one's my fault. One day we were playing with his little garage with a gas pump, and I took a car, held up the gas hose to it, and said "gugugugu DING!" to mimick putting gas in. I did this ONCE! He picked up on it, and repeated it over and over with his cars. For awhile, we'd stop to get gas, and he'd say "Help Daddy, Guk, Guk, Ding!". Then it migrated to "Guk, Guk, Ding, Gas!". Now he interchanges the two.

...more to come as they come to mind...